We have often suspected the club across the city live on a different plane of reality, however, today, we have conclusive proof the moonbeams they’ve been exposed to have utterly melted their brain.
Somewhere, today, a grown up has posted a live minute by minute update of a fictitious Glasgow Derby.
In what could be one of the best things the banter years has brought up in quite some time..Celtic lost 5-1 to The Rangers at Ibrox this afternoon and it was brought to you live by Rangers Radio!
FULL TIME: Rangers 5-1 Celtic
A sublime performance from the team to close the gap on the league leaders to 10 points with a game in hand. pic.twitter.com/oor1Q7GV4E
— Rangers Radio (@RangersRadioRFC) March 15, 2020
Eddy did help us take the lead in fairness but it all fell apart after that.
Morelos also finally managed to get on the scoresheet.
We hope Celtic fair better in their next fictitious match. Neil Lennon will have to get the bhoys told after that pathetic second half display.
What a reality to live in.
Back in the real world, they’re still 13 points behind and recently were beaten at home by Hamilton.
